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Jan 23, 2012

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand. The old man said, “Sir, I’m sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for me? My arthritis is acting up and I can’t even hold a pen.” “Certainly, sir,” said the younger man. He wrote out the address and also...

Jan 22, 2012

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much of his free time in the local bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot. His wife...

Jan 22, 2012

On this day in 1998, in a Sacramento, California, courtroom, Theodore J. Kaczynski pleads guilty to all federal charges against him, acknowledging his responsibility for a 17-year campaign of package bombings attributed to the “Unabomber.” Born in 1942, Kaczynski attended Harvard University and received a PhD in mathematics from the University of...

Jan 21, 2012

Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. “However, if you’re over 65,” he said, “the price will be only $5.50.” From the back of the congregation, a woman’s voice rang out, “Do you really think I’d give you that information for only fifty cents?” Read...

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Jan 15, 2012

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the...

Jan 14, 2012

When you look to the sky this fall and see the geese migrating South, remember the following: When you see geese flying in a “V” formation, you might be interested in knowing what scientists have discovered about why they fly that way. FACT: As each bird flaps its wings it creates an uplift for the bird immediately following. By flying in a...

Jan 13, 2012

I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists’ canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches. Customer: “Can you please cut some canvas for me?” Me: “Certainly, what width?” Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) “Scissors?” Read the original: Art...

Jan 12, 2012

Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big. Don’t listen to critics- do what has to be done. Build on high ground. For safety’s sake, travel in pairs. Two heads are better than one. Speed isn’t always an advantage. The cheetahs...

Automotive racing is a captivating sport wherein cars, drivers and car manufacturers strive to compete versus each other for first place. Even though speed plays the main criteria in car races, a number of them count more than this. The skills of the drivers and also the technological innovation used by the car makers are a couple of vital things that have to...