5 Reasons to Hate Sachin Tendulkar

5 Reasons to Hate Sachin Tendulkar

Mar 25, 2010

There are reasons to Like anything/anyone, similarly there can be reasons to dislikeanything/anyone. Everything has a positive side as well as negative side. I hate Sachin Tendulkar. I have resons to hate this Cricket God! Top 5 reasons to hate Sachin Tendulkar are:

1.  He always plays a brilliant innings just before my Project Delivery and makes me Miss the ETAs.

During his magic innings of 200, till 150 runs it was as usual with Sachin, but when he started climbing up towards the Anwar’s peak and left the team with no option but to stay hypnotised to his bat. The moment he crossed 190, the work stopped completely in my office. The work resumed lately, very lately, when we realised that we missed the project delivery. (But we cherished the Innings. No Regrets!)

2.  During a match, invariably when I want to go to the Bathroom, he hits a Boundary and I have to sit and Watch the Replay.

5 Reasons to Hate Sachin Tendulkar | sachin tendulkar | blog | Tendulkar sachin tendulkar Sachin Project Delivery Ninties Nineties Mail Legend Hate Flat Tyre Cricket Batsmen  | The Shishir Kumar WebsiteI remember in one of his innings against Pakistan his score was in his late ninties. He was nervous for his century and I was nervous as I had to go to loo. Sachin, being a master, calmed down a bit, took over his nervousness, and hit a brilliant four to mark the century. I had no other choice to sit and watch the replay of that amazing cover drive.

3.  Every time that I think of becoming an Atheist, he gets into the Nineties and I have no choice but to Pray.

The day didnt started well. Bag’s zip was not found working when I took it up. On the way to office, I met a flat tyre. Somehow reached office and remembered that I missed the breakfast. And finally got a mail for an urgent (and complex) requirement to be delivered today. I didn’t had time to remember the Almighty, or read it as, I didm’t wanted to trust him anymore. Whole went in same manner, but in evening when Sachin surpassed 194, I had to Pray.

4.  He costs way too much on ‘Fantasy Cricket’.

Fantasy Cricket is a game where you select some players based on the coming match on cost of in-game points. If the players on yuor team perfomrs well then you get points. If I want to take Sachin Tendulkar in my team then I have to spend 5 times the points for any other player. But sincel I have to select Sachin in my team, rest of the team gets weakened and I just have to rely on Sachin’s performance in upcoming match to score more points.

5.  He brings the whole Nation to a standstill whenever he bats.

“On a train from Shimla to Delhi, there was a halt in one of the stations. The train stopped by for few minutes as usual. Sachin was nearing century, batting on 98. The passengers, railway officials, everyone on the train waited for Sachin to complete the century. This Genius can stop time in India!!” - Peter Rebouck – Aussie  journalist
Above are my own thought and personal version of choice and not mend to affect/alter anyone’s feelings. Sachin Tendulkar is a God of Cricket and pride of the Nation

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18 comments

  1. Sunidhi /

    nice post…… cool reasons to hate him…….lolz!!!!!!!

  2. Sumit, Only /

    Excellent points, all of them !

  3. Danny /

    Sachin would himself like to be hated in these ways.. lolz

  4. Michelle /

    nice post…… cool reasons to hate him…….lolz!!!!!!!

  5. cool reasons…….!!!!!!!

  6. lolz.. wow…. … gr8 imaginative post.. keep it up..

  7. ojasvi singh /

    WRRRRROOOONG!!!!!
    Sachin is just another cricketer, playing to get his name in the record books.Do you not notice how this cricket devta of yours just kills the tempo of the team during the nervous 90′s.Half the time he gets out on 99 & leaves you fans and the team with only a few of the end overs to watch.During his knock of 175 against australia,he could have easily pulled it off.But…the way he got out was just horrible,if you can recall that is.

  8. vikas thakur /

    @ Ojasvi singh–hey man how can u tell that bcoz the knock he played against australia(175)is g8 knock. it is not one man duty to give full response to their team for won the match..if u remember at that time his body was cramping but he was still their nd fighting agnst both australia nd his pain..its not his fault..its was the fault of all team except him…i know that in cricket he known as a god by perhaps we had forget that he is also a human…

    • Ok it IS a team game agree..! Agreed too that he is human..! But they why idiots like you put him on your head and make him larger than the game of cricket? NO ONE IS BIGGER THAN THE GAME and THE GAME IS NOT BIGGER THAN YOUR COUNTRY.

  9. puts /

    Nice post………. gr8 work copying it from internet

    • Its not copied from internet. Its an extended version of a forwarded email. This fact is clearly mentioned in the post.

  10. shalini /

    Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there is something we don’t know, something beyond scientific measure. Something that allows him to soar, to roam a territory of sport that, forget us, even those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When he goes out to bat, people switch on their TV sets and switch off their lives.

  11. sheela singh /

    wow wonderful reosons

  12. Rather great post, really useful stuff. Never ever believed I would obtain the information I want right here. I have been looking all over the net for some time now and was starting to get frustrated. Fortunately, I came across your site and received precisely what I had been struggling to find.

  13. Vijay /

    hey man.. I am smitten by sachin.
    I would go and polish his shoes before start of every match, and also clean his toilet every weekend!

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  14. monika /

    it is not the good reason to hate Sachin. if anybody says they hate Sachin they are not in the earth but they are in Pluto not a planet.

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